Today, PC Gamer is sporting a sweet cover shot, unveiling and announcing Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3. Upon reading this my shit meter went off. At an age where nothing seems to really get me excited and anymore and innovation and originality are the only things that give my joystick, gaming wood; I thought no sequel aside from Dead Rising 2 could cure my gaming genital disfunction. Alas mother Russia is a cold hard sex goddess and I am ready to bring down the Berlin Wall with a Rumble Pack in my pants.
All of these mental images aside: C&CRE3 is my cup of tea... Star Craft 2 being lamb's juice. I mean I'm sure Korea is thrilled to have a new game to play Russian Roulette to in underground death tournaments, but Red Alert has a lot more style and humor behind it where Star Craft has soulless aliens and predictable bad ass marines. I hope EA/Westwood has fun with this title and we see more cheesy cinemas and giant brain washed squids. I say brain wash every animal and control them in an RTS manor. Call in Mammal Quest: Frontline Black Ops Mission Zero Prime. It will be the first successful platform RTS, not because it controlled well, but because it changed the world.
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